Missing Wife Joke

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:


Man: I lost my wife (misty eyes)


Inspector: What is her height


Man: I never noticed


Inspector: Slim or healthy


Man: Not slim can be healthy


Inspector: Colour of eyes


Man: Never noticed


Inspector: Colour of hair


Man: Changes according to season


Inspector: What was she wearing


Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly



Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????


Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..


Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!! !