Udurawana New

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My MobileNo. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.


Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister


Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..


Udurawana complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in
my house.
Police: How the thief did not take TV???
Udurawana: I was watching TV news