Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta were
sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand."
Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone,
decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns
with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and said,
"Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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