Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Banta - Naughty Humour

Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta were

sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stoped.

The others looked at him questioningly.


"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under

the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.

I have a microchip in my hand."


Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone,

decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns

with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said,

"Wow! What's that?"



"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.


"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

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